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Location: Milwaukee, Wisconsin (also known as Brew City, the Frozen Tundra, etc.)
Occupation: Student, minimum-wage worker of various and sundry types.
Specialties: English and Spanish Major. Reading, writing, organizing (people, not my apartment). Feminism. Knitting. Running.
Areas of little to no expertise: Cleaning, cooking. Knowing when humor is inappropriate. Knowing when I have too much on my plate (metaphorically and literally). Business, networking and institutional structures. Getting enough sleep.